haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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