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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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