I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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