butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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