This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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