I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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