So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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