She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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