There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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