Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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