i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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