would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm bleeding and have questions
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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