he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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