He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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