no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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