does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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