It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
