id be glad to
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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