dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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