how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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