I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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