I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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