Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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