you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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