Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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