I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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