everyone is single if you try hard enough
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked