I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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