sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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