Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
