I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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