Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.