OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME