i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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