I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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