I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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