Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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