Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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