I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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