And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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