Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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