so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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