belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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