yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
