Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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