bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This is the high leading the old right now
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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