You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize