So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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