is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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