at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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