at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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