is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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