Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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