Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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