your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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